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ABC: We’ll rectify our pre-Oscars tedium ABC wants to atone for last year’s much-panned Academy Awards preshow. The network, with exclusive rights to air celebs’ arrivals at the March 26 ceremony, has announced it will have three hosts working the red carpet outside the Shrine Auditorium. One already announced is…

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Radio host Dr. Laura Schlessinger is getting some feedback from several quarters on her comments about gays. One comes from Ellen DeGeneres, who took issue with Schlessinger’s depiction of gays as “sexual deviants.” “She has a right to her opinion,” DeGeneres said Monday night at the New York premiere of…

PETALUMA PIECES OLD WITH NEW

Wet weather was made for attic exploration. As a barrage of raindrops thump steadily on the roof, you stumble about the family antiquities. Some are puzzling fragments that you attempt to piece together to re-create a civilization long buried. Some are true treasures, wrapped in layers of cloth and wood…

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TV bride thought contest was all a joke Associated Press Who Wants the Millionaire Story To End? Alas, the sordid, sorry tale of love’s labor lost still draggeth on, but an end may be in sight once the talk show stage is over. Here, in an almost embarrassing parody of…

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“Baywatch” threatens to say “aloha, Hawaii” Associated Press When Animals Attack! Oops, no, this is the wedding portrait of Darva Conger and Rick Rockwell, who found one another on a another Fox special, “Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?” Fifty women went to Las Vegas to court multimillionaire Rockwell. More…